Over and Out Roger!

We just took delivery of some of our new Wunderkinder Overalls, called the ‘Over and Outs’  You can see Roger demonstrating which bits they go over and which bits are supposed to hang out.Image-6

 

 

 

 

Jolly good show Roger!

 

 

 

 

Now, here at the Workhouse we take respiratory illness very seriously. The university has embarked on a big drive to update all its LEV [local exhaust ventilators] so here at Wimbledon we dispatched our own team of researchers to see exactly what goes on when a lung is subjected to particulate abuse. Clearly the results are still coming in, we can say that our team has gone the extra mile to really drill down into the data and hopefully we will be able to publish some concrete statistics on exactly why so many dogs are taking up smoking these days.Image-7

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As a few of you know the dean of the workhouse likes a little tipple at lunch time, after all, who doesn’t?. Concern was expressed however when it was felt the ice for his afternoon Gin & Tonic was becoming a tad too demanding to lift into his tumbler.

It can be clearly seen here being carried into his office by two ice-girls; Image-3

 

 

And finally, news has just come in of the winner of the ‘cleanest oven competition’, this years winner is our very own Stacey from the Wunderkinder Kanteen! Image-2

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sterling work Stacey and may we all have many a happy and hygienic pannini to come yet!

 

 

 

Oh, almost forgot, as one or two of you already know any stay at the workhouse is celebrated by a statutory tattoo, [as mentioned before, the Dean of Chelsea has USA tattooed the length of his manhood], well here is a pic of local lad and Wunderkinder all rounder Graham being tattooed by our very own in house resident tattoo artist Uncle Pete…Image-1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Petes work is exceptional, his hearing is less than adequate however and one ex employee who shall remain nameless for dignities sake got a right fright when [as a keen fisherman] he asked Pete for a pair of Pollocks to be tattooed across his back…….[Pete, i said Pollocks!!!]…… needless to say the individual in question rarely takes his shirt off in public anymore….

 

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